Mike Antonovich, Victim of Cloning

I believe President Bush made the right decision in banning human cloning. There are those who argue that cloning could help save lives and could be used to create cures for diseases. Unfortunately, the evildoers have other ideas for human cloning.

Take the Democrats for instance. They have obviously been experimenting with cloning on a couple of our high profile leaders. Remarkably, they have created a nearly perfect clone of Supervisor Mike Antonovich. They made one little mistake though. They thought they could slip in a couple of liberal genes and we wouldn’t know the difference.

Well they are going to have to get up pretty early in the morning to get me to believe that the real Mike Antonovich is actually dumb enough to vote in favor of supporting the soda tax. I know the real Mike Antonovich would never consider implementing such a ridiculous tax on his constituents.

I think someone needs to put out an all points bulletin to find the real Mike Antonovich so he can clarify to the people that he would never endorse such frivolous a tax.

We also need to find out what happened to the real Sheriff Baca. They must have cloned him too. The real Sheriff Baca would never write an editorial praising the worst Governor that California has ever seen. Heck, I haven’t even met a Democrat who has had much positive to say about Governor Gray Out. Obviously, the Baca editorial is the doing of an evil twin.

I’ve learned to never underestimate the deviousness of liberals. Next they will have the Buck McKeon clone come out against the war on terrorism. Watch out.